AGGRESSIVELY LOVING LEO VALDEZ
The ultimate dad joke compilation
what a country
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
turns out it’s illegal to set off fireworks in nursing home parking lots. don’t know what “heart conditions” are but apparently they exist
(via Instant Six Pack)
if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again
Annabeth knowing morse code means that when leo would absently tap out his feelings about calypso she could understand every word.
do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just
#’glad i got outta that one’
why is he so happy
Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment